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MrJim
04-14-2011, 01:47 PM
Whenever someone asks you why you enjoy drinking or why it's fun or whatever... the truth is that it's a shot of ignorance. The higher the dose, the higher the ignorance level.

At tiny doses, you can ignore very minor aspects of your environment that you hardly notice anyway - a fly buzzing past you, a slight change in lighting/temperature, or the ticking of a clock.

At small doses, you can ignore a few of life's many annoyances, such as awkward slience, wasted time in the checkout line, and noisy neighbors.

At moderate doses, you ignore things that may be of importance like scenes of a movie, the price of your bar tab, and the driver that you almost hit at an intersection.

At high doses, you ignore that your date from the bar looks like something out of Tales From the Crypt, you've lost your pants, the toilet, and maybe even a final resting spot...

Then at maximum dose, you ignore everything, which means....

................................................

..... uh... WTF happened and ooooh my head....

Food (or drink) for thought...

Rec
04-14-2011, 04:20 PM
Perhaps the best advice on areas such as this has for me, always been the one that St. Paul mentions, "to do all things in moderation",,,,yes it is from a religious text, but is some of the most practical common sense advice I have found. JMO

Carrot
04-15-2011, 09:02 AM
Well ignorance, but more so of a social lubricant.

yee-haw
04-15-2011, 05:23 PM
I reckon im just an ignorant redneck then.

beelzebub
04-15-2011, 08:31 PM
I reckon im just an ignorant redneck then.

Redneck? - hell yes,... Ignorant,... hell no.

I have given up alcohol for a while,.. I need to lose about 10 lb.

yee-haw
04-16-2011, 02:56 PM
Redneck? - hell yes,... Ignorant,... hell no.

I have given up alcohol for a while,.. I need to lose about 10 lb.

There's a sandwich in every bottle of goose bub, The liquid diet..lol

beelzebub
04-16-2011, 04:25 PM
There's a sandwich in every bottle of goose bub, The liquid diet..lol

I really doubt that,.. I think its more like 100 sandwitches!

Anywho I have filed at my plan,... I am now enjoying a vodka & tonic /w lime.

Though,.. I shall not imbibe Sunday - Friday.

MrJim
04-18-2011, 10:37 AM
Well ignorance, but more so of a social lubricant.

I dunno, having your tongue tied in everyday conversation might be a social handicap... depending on how you look at it...

...of course if she's doing the same thing and falling all over you at the bar, well... I guess it's a good night then..l :D

MrJim
04-18-2011, 10:38 AM
There's a sandwich in every bottle of goose bub, The liquid diet..lol

That would explain why I was slurping my sandwich earlier.... damn you! I know you're in there!!!!!

yee-haw
04-18-2011, 03:56 PM
I really doubt that,.. I think its more like 100 sandwitches!

Anywho I have filed at my plan,... I am now enjoying a vodka & tonic /w lime.

Though,.. I shall not imbibe Sunday - Friday.

Ahh, vodka tonic... sounds like a plan to me.