talking dogs

[starry123nights]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCYaw5tGYAs

[General Septem]

They should teach a dog to say "Johnny Fontane will never get that movie! I don't care how many dago guinea wop greaseball goombahs come out of the woodwork!" :D

[Ape-Shit]

I had a Dog once who could really talk. I took him in a Bar and had a bet with the Bar-tender that my Dog could talk. He said prove it. I said ok.

I looked at the Dog who was sitting there on the floor and asked. Dog..., Whats on top of this building? The Dog responded by saying...Roof.

I said there you see my Dog can talk. The Bar-Tender said give me a freeking break. I said ok, listen to this. I looked down at my Dog and said. Dog....., Who was the most famous Baseball Player of all times. My Dog, with out hessitation replyed.....Roof.

After that the Bar-tender threw us both out. Outside, I looked over at my Dog and he replied to me; Who should I have said...Joe DeMageo?:p