Me & energy drinks.

[buttless_wonder]

Why do these damn things make me so damn tired?
I don't mean like crashing after an initial energy rush.
Within 30 minutes of drinking a Rockstar I am ready for a nap.

I need to find the picture of me sleeping at Waterfront Park.
Flat on my back, clutching a 32 oz can snoring like a freight train.

Not what you would call a poster child for the product.



p.s.
I hope I have not posted this before.

[Rec]

Because they are all full of sugar and caffeine and NOT good for you at all!!!

[buttless_wonder]

Do you really think I got to my ripe old age by "taking care of myself" or eating right?
Christ the only place I get any vegetables is the pickles on a bacon cheeseburger.
I can't remember the last time I had a piece of fruit unless you count an apple fritter.

[Rec]

Do you really think I got to my ripe old age by "taking care of myself" or eating right?
Christ the only place I get any vegetables is the pickles on a bacon cheeseburger.
I can't remember the last time I had a piece of fruit unless you count an apple fritter.

I only mentioned or answered the question about the energy drinks, I did NOT critique your diet as I have no idea what it consist of, sonny??? LOL

[eyeonyou]

p.s.
I hope I have not posted this before.

Over in Unfathomable you posted.......... ....Just kidding.

But sometimes on a Sunday morning, after the equivalent of 3-4 cups of coffee and reading the paper, I have been known to take a long nap. Same difference except maybe the ginseng and other related stuff they put in those drinks.

But I can drink a Coke at 6PM and it will keep me awake forever it seems. Way past my desired bedtime at least.


Christ the only place I get any vegetables is the pickles on a bacon cheeseburger.

You don't eat Big Mac's and get lettuce? WHAT?????????

[yee-haw]

I'm different on those damn drinks, They make me feel jittery and nervous, Can't mess with em.
Coffee on the other hand is a must for me if i have no java look out, Don't even try speaking to me..you'd have better luck nailing jello to a wall than conversating with me without folgers in my cup.

....Dammit, Spilled my beer. Hang on!

[eyeonyou]

I'm different on those damn drinks, They make me feel jittery and nervous, Can't mess with em.
Coffee on the other hand is a must for me if i have no java look out, Don't even try speaking to me..you'd have better luck nailing jello to a wall than conversating with me without folgers in my cup.

....Dammit, Spilled my beer. Hang on!

I am the same Haw. I don't like those drinks, but in the morning if I don't have my coffee, someone is going to have a bad day. Usually me. I remember the last surgery I had, No nothing after midnight, it was 10:30AM before the surgery. When I woke up from the anesthesia I didn't care about my knee, my head was dead. Worst headache ever. It was awful prior to being knocked out. I remember the joy I felt when I went under, but damn it when I woke up.

[yee-haw]

I am the same Haw. I don't like those drinks, but in the morning if I don't have my coffee, someone is going to have a bad day. Usually me. I remember the last surgery I had, No nothing after midnight, it was 10:30AM before the surgery. When I woke up from the anesthesia I didn't care about my knee, my head was dead. Worst headache ever. It was awful prior to being knocked out. I remember the joy I felt when I went under, but damn it when I woke up.

I'm purdy much the same if i don't get my coffee.. i'm as worthless as tits on a boar hog!

My top 3 drinks in this order is:

1. Coffee

2. Iced tea

3. Seagrems 7

[buttless_wonder]

I'm purdy much the same if i don't get my coffee.. i'm as worthless as tits on a boar hog!

My top 3 drinks in this order is:

1. Coffee

2. Iced tea

3. Seagrems 7
How about a sack of unwiped smashed assholes?

[Rec]

How about a sack of unwiped smashed assholes?

Sounds like a really shitty deal to me, anyone else!!! lol

[eyeonyou]

How about a sack of unwiped smashed assholes?


Sounds like a really shitty deal to me, anyone else!!! lol

Yea, I'll pass......:D

[Patt]

Why do these damn things make me so damn tired?
I don't mean like crashing after an initial energy rush.
Within 30 minutes of drinking a Rockstar I am ready for a nap.

I need to find the picture of me sleeping at Waterfront Park.
Flat on my back, clutching a 32 oz can snoring like a freight train.

Not what you would call a poster child for the product.



p.s.
I hope I have not posted this before.


Okay - now I'll know how to find you in the Second Level of Hell. You'll be the guy laying by the lake of fire, clutching a big can and Satin will think you're singing.

Gotcha !

[beelzebub]

Okay - now I'll know how to find you in the Second Level of Hell. You'll be the guy laying by the lake of fire, clutching a big can and Satin will think you're singing.
Gotcha !

LOL "Satin"! Ha ha ha ha ha..

Could it be ........Satan?

Or do you mean some fancy sheets will think Eye is singing??? LOL ;) lol :rolleyes: lol ;)

BTW is it LAYING or LYING?

LOL talk about grammar issues! Laying refers to an object being laid there by something else. Not someone lying down.

Normally I let this shit slide but because you love to make spelling & grammar a point,... I couldn't resist!!!!!

LOL

[Patt]

And I'm on heavy med drugs - you have no excuse.


http://i852.photobucket.com/albums/ab89/patteurope/LG%20Smileys/Tongueout-1.gif

[beelzebub]

And I'm on heavy med drugs - you have no excuse.


http://i852.photobucket.cogueout-1.gif

HA HA HA .. Whatever druggie,...

You can't spell anyway.

[eyeonyou]

LOL "Satin"! Ha ha ha ha ha..

Could it be ........Satan?

Or do you mean some fancy sheets will think Eye is singing??? LOL ;) lol :rolleyes: lol ;)

BTW is it LAYING or LYING?

LOL talk about grammar issues! Laying refers to an object being laid there by something else. Not someone lying down.

Normally I let this shit slide but because you love to make spelling & grammar a point,... I couldn't resist!!!!!

LOL

Sheets listen to me sing?

Sheets have ears? Damn, they can't talk too can they?

[beelzebub]

Sheets listen to me sing?
Sheets have ears? Damn, they can't talk too can they?

I was channeling the "church lady" but I don't think anyone else got it.

Here is one of my favorite episodes:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnCZxLvYXI8

[eyeonyou]

Yea I missed it.

When she sang in another episode, was it "wringing in the sheets", NOT Bringing in the Sheaves or something?

I have seen many, but I was a big fan of the original SNL and after that I only watched occassionally.

[Patt]

Sheets listen to me sing?

Sheets have ears? Damn, they can't talk too can they?

LOL - exactly - he didn't have an excuse - and, he never noticed what he said.

How I lub irony. :)

So obscure that no one got it and he had to explain? Priceless.

[beelzebub]

So obscure that no one got it and he had to explain? Priceless.

Dana Carney is obscure? My,... you are quite ignorant aren't you.

[yee-haw]

Dana Carney is obscure? My,... you are quite ignorant aren't you.

Don't ya mean aint ya???

lol.. Redneck grammer 101

[beelzebub]

Don't ya mean aint ya???
lol.. Redneck grammer 101

True that,.. thanks for the RN spell check LOL