cheetos are the DEVIL

[yea_thats_right1]

so there i was minding my own business... sitting in my lazyboy watching 'Dirt'... when i decided 'hey! i want a snack'... so i went into my kitchen and had the choice between a pear or a little bag of cheetos... sine i had had 4 pears already i decided to go with the cheesy goodness....so i sit back down and get back to my program... next thing i know im screaming in pain sitting in front of my bathroom mirror... i cracked and broke part of my back molar... why, you ask... because i got too excited and bit down too hard on a fucking cheeto.... what kind of shit is that...:( ... not cool... but funny... but so not cool...

[Ape-Shit]

The damn-est things happen. Unbelievable, Hurts me just thinking 'bout it. Ouch...! Hope you feel better sooooooon.

[theicidal maniac]

Tell ya what else, you never want to watch a sexy show like that while eating cheetos. You'll end up with cheez-crotch.

[General Septem]

Sue the company. :D

[yea_thats_right1]

Tell ya what else, you never want to watch a sexy show like that while eating cheetos. You'll end up with cheez-crotch.

eww...lol:eek:

[MrJim]

Tell ya what else, you never want to watch a sexy show like that while eating cheetos. You'll end up with cheez-crotch.

I think that was Larry the Cable Guy's "drunk and naked on the couch eating cheetos" joke.

[theicidal maniac]

I think that was Larry the Cable Guy's "drunk and naked on the couch eating cheetos" joke.

Actually it goes back to my high school days..early 90's My friend was always stuffing his face with snacks, and he had a mean porn fixation, so we teased him about having cheeto-dick.

[MrJim]

Actually it goes back to my high school days..early 90's My friend was always stuffing his face with snacks, and he had a mean porn fixation, so we teased him about having cheeto-dick.

I always liked that joke. By the way, never eat a Hershey bar and watch porn late at night, you're wife will walk in on you the next morning and think you turned queer. :D