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starry123nights
02-11-2007, 07:46 PM
What do you do for your someone special for Valentine's Day?

who897
02-11-2007, 08:40 PM
What do you do for your someone special for Valentine's Day?

I try and not kill them! Try!

Ausinus
02-11-2007, 11:05 PM
I intend to take them to dinner and then a movie, then home, have a bath together and then engage in some long, hot and sweaty sex.

Ape-Shit
02-11-2007, 11:19 PM
Pick the fleas off their back.:D

General Septem
02-11-2007, 11:20 PM
I hate Valentine's day.

theicidal maniac
02-12-2007, 01:44 AM
I hate Valentine's day.

I guess holidays are meaningless when you're unemployed.

Anyway as for me I think it's gonna be wine, a hotel, and chocolate. When the sexin time comes around, anger will be my lube.

starry123nights
02-12-2007, 07:10 AM
I make really good dinner with oysters and then we have really good chocolate cherry cake, we exchange gifts, we have a fire outside with some brandy, and we make love at least twice. :D :D

something
02-12-2007, 08:26 AM
Valentines day is nothing but pure bullshit. Invented by the candy and present industry to sell cards and chocolate to lot's of people that think they have something to celebrate. The same thing with Fathers day. At least that's what my dad always told me. He were used to get Angry at us if we celebrated Valentine, or gave him cards on fathers day. :D

starry123nights
02-12-2007, 10:07 AM
Valentines day is nothing but pure bullshit. Invented by the candy and present industry to sell cards and chocolate to lot's of people that think they have something to celebrate. The same thing with Fathers day. At least that's what my dad always told me. He were used to get Angry at us if we celebrated Valentine, or gave him cards on fathers day. :D

awww....your dad sounds like an asshole. I guess people who have no reason to celebrate love wouldn't like valentine's day. If it's a day where we can eat good, get candy, drink a little, and get laid, then I'm all for that holiday. I don't give a shit if they call it Valentine's Day or not. I just know my husband is EXTRA EXTRA nice on Valentine's Day.:D :D

something
02-12-2007, 01:12 PM
awww....your dad sounds like an asshole. I guess people who have no reason to celebrate love wouldn't like valentine's day. If it's a day where we can eat good, get candy, drink a little, and get laid, then I'm all for that holiday. I don't give a shit if they call it Valentine's Day or not. I just know my husband is EXTRA EXTRA nice on Valentine's Day.:D :D

My dad was no asshole, he was a nice person. BTW we thought it was good he didn't want us to celbrate theese days. after all, we didn't have to buy anything. :D I think we could be happy for the sake of love even if we not had a valentines day. Just be married or inloved with anyone should be enough. But you have to agree that the day has been completely exposed by the comersial industries.

yea_thats_right1
02-12-2007, 07:16 PM
im gonna start with a hot oil massage and then some lovins all night long:D... he deserves it... he got me an amazing valentines/birthday gift... a spa day... ive never been before.. im so excited :)

General Septem
02-12-2007, 07:38 PM
im gonna start with a hot oil massage and then some lovins all night long:D... he deserves it... he got me an amazing valentines/birthday gift... a spa day... ive never been before.. im so excited :)

Damn, that sounds good... I hope I marry someone like you one day :D

General Septem
02-12-2007, 07:38 PM
Valentines day is nothing but pure bullshit. Invented by the candy and present industry to sell cards and chocolate to lot's of people that think they have something to celebrate. The same thing with Fathers day. At least that's what my dad always told me. He were used to get Angry at us if we celebrated Valentine, or gave him cards on fathers day. :D

I'll bet his wife didn't let him impose the same on Mother's Day. :D

yea_thats_right1
02-12-2007, 07:58 PM
Damn, that sounds good... I hope I marry someone like you one day :D

only if youre lucky :D lol thanks!:cool:

MrJim
02-12-2007, 11:32 PM
Yes, FUCK IT! Just FUCK VALENTINES DAY already! A damn stupid ass holiday to make greedy women greedier and make some poor guy stuck with the task of figuring out what to get some broad to hold on to another damn year. :mad:

hitekredneck
02-13-2007, 06:01 AM
i'm sorry guys, but i'm a romantic at heart...for my loving wife of 17+ yrs, i will (this weekend of course, i gotta work:( ) grill up a couple of thick, juicy ribeyes, make a couple of pitchers of daquaries, light some candles, send the kids to the movies, dinner over soft candlelight with some soft music (maybe alabama) in the background....followed by some cuddle, tickle, and playing on the couch...a nice long hot bubble bath where i scrub her back and then we'll see where it goes from there :)

yea_thats_right1
02-13-2007, 07:09 AM
i'm sorry guys, but i'm a romantic at heart...for my loving wife of 17+ yrs, i will (this weekend of course, i gotta work:( ) grill up a couple of thick, juicy ribeyes, make a couple of pitchers of daquaries, light some candles, send the kids to the movies, dinner over soft candlelight with some soft music (maybe alabama) in the background....followed by some cuddle, tickle, and playing on the couch...a nice long hot bubble bath where i scrub her back and then we'll see where it goes from there :)

mmmm ribeyes....i think i just decided what i want for dinner thanks!

something
02-13-2007, 08:14 AM
I'll bet his wife didn't let him impose the same on Mother's Day. :D

As the matter infact, he did. He thought that there was more of a point with that day, but I don't really know why we have that day.

twisted_screams
02-13-2007, 08:29 AM
Ummmmmmmmmmm well i got an early valentines present future husband bought me a 79 firebird its blue needs work but i love it. He also bought me a car stero and glass rose to hang from my mirror. I am getting him an amp for his car and new speakers. The kids get candy and a few bucks from us and we just hang out together as a family and mostly likely if it doesn't snow to bad go bowling.

Ape-Shit
02-13-2007, 08:53 AM
Well, you only get out what you put into it. Those who don't care for it, usually don't get much in return. Those who do, usually get something in return. To the degree of the return is usually proportionate to the amount you put in.

As for me, I get excited over VD! I mean, VD only comes once a year and I usually don't get it but once a year and that's usually around Valentines Day. Soooooo, I'm kinda looking forward to it.:p

starry123nights
02-13-2007, 09:14 AM
im gonna start with a hot oil massage and then some lovins all night long:D... he deserves it... he got me an amazing valentines/birthday gift... a spa day... ive never been before.. im so excited :)

Girl you are gonna love the spa day. what a great husband. You should reward him well.

Ape-Shit
02-13-2007, 11:50 AM
Yeah! Give him something that Clorox won't even take off...!:p

General Septem
02-14-2007, 11:22 AM
When I abruptly woke up this morning to the prospect of beginning my day by clearing the fresh two feet of snow on the driveway, I have to admit, I said to myself more than once that this was not how I wanted to spend Valentine's day yet again.

So I did the best I could to clear enough snow out so that my dad could leave. He wasn't satisfied, but I assured him that once he left I'd be able to maneuver the snowblower and do a better job.

After he left, I pulled out the snowblower and tried to start it. It ran for about 30 seconds and then quit. Naturally, I couldn't help but think to myself "this day is going to get a hell of a lot worse if I can't get that fucking snowblower started".

I checked the gas first. There was some in the tank, but it was a little low so I filled it, thinking that maybe the level just wasn't high enough to get into the system.

It had to've taken a gallon of that shit. And when I pulled the cord, it started right up - and proceeded to plow through two feet of snow (no exaggeration) like it was nothing. :D

There's no feeling in the world like seeing all of Siberia's worth of snow in your driveway and using a power tool to entirely obliterate it - I'm talking literally down to the bare driveway here - with no more effort than walking a rambunctious dog. Add to that, I was listening to my music collection on the Palomino (my name for my Creative Zen mp3 player). To be honest, I really enjoyed it.

Now, how many women can you work together with to accomplish such a fate? None. Sure, you can crack a whip and make her do the work, or if you're the one who's whipped, you can do it yourself, but only with a power tool can you actually work together in this way. Hell, she didn't even mind that I was two-timing her with the Palomino. In fact, you can have 200 computers and power tools, they don't give a fuck. :D

Today may be my best Valentine's day yet, and I'm spending it with my true love - power tools and technology. =D

Ape-Shit
02-14-2007, 01:23 PM
You're Sick General......., and leave the heat gun alone!:p