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Florida0829

01-17-2012, 07:54 AM

Put the kidney in a large pot of water and boil the piss out of it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Um , NOT to sound stupid ...

BUTT , do you Remove it First ???

Sure would cut down on the cooking time ...

I might eat SPAM ...

BUTT , REE is a cannibal ...

He Cooks People ...

NOW We Know what happened to Siiiinnnnnnthea ...

REE , Done cooked and Ate her .....

MrRee

01-17-2012, 03:12 PM

No florida, I sold her to the SPAM company !
They use that kind of stuff ion makeing spam :)

Florida0829

01-17-2012, 04:04 PM

No florida, I sold her to the SPAM company !
They use that kind of stuff ion makeing spam :)

OK , so you Admit to her being with YOU ...

I called Hormel , the makers of SPAM ...

They stated , " they'd Never take a Pig that Big "

So fess up ....

Ya done Cooked Her ...

and Ug , ate her ...

I hope you Only get Hoof and Mouth from her ...:p

eyeonyou

01-17-2012, 08:11 PM

Ree cooked her and ate her? OMG.....Sadness

Even I miss Siiiinnnnnthea now. She was a large girl and strong as a horse. How did he pull that off?

She deserved better.....:(

Florida0829

01-18-2012, 04:25 AM

Ree cooked her and ate her? OMG.....Sadness

Even I miss Siiiinnnnnthea now. She was a large girl and strong as a horse. How did he pull that off?

She deserved better.....:(

Sadly while Siiiinnnnnnnthea was strong , she wasn't to smart ...

REE talked her into getting into his home made hot tub before he would have sex with her ...

http://www.instructables.com/files/deriv/FQN/7AVB/GNOD5UUA/FQN7AVBGNOD5UUA.MEDIUM.jpg

She was so dumb , she didn't think anything was wrong , when REE turned up the heat ....

Even when REE , started tossing in Celery , Onions , Carrots , and spices ....

Him saying it would make her smell better ...

She suspected nothing was wrong ...

When he put that plate of steel on top , he told her it was to protect her from the sun ...

He left her a cooking in there for Days ...

Now that he's eaten part of her ...

I suspect he's gonna open up a new Chinese resteraunt here in town ...:eek:

eyeonyou

01-18-2012, 11:06 AM

LOL, at least we won't have to worry about her raping us again. For that I guess we should be thankful, but murder and eating someone?

Florida0829

01-18-2012, 11:24 AM

LOL, at least we won't have to worry about her raping us again. For that I guess we should be thankful, but murder and eating someone?

Siiiinnnnnnnthea Raped You ???

Do tell ...

Dammmed glad I did NOT let her get that close to Me ...

BUTT , I hear REE is gonna open a new resteraunt here town ...

Called Woo Lots of Fat ...

All of the Siiiinnnnnnnthea , Dog and Cat you can eat ....

Patt

01-18-2012, 04:44 PM

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinthea is dead? I don't believe it. I just don't believe it. Nope. Now Ree pulling out her kidney and eating it? Sure, that I don't doubt a bit being as he's from up north, but killing the woman? No way.

And - what's this bit about Florida 'never' letting her get that close to him? We all know that hidey hole of his isn't that big. I'm sure she was MIGHTY close to him for a long, long time. Wait, didn't she steal all his covers last winter? Yeah - I do believe he complained about that a time or two.

Oh, Eye - the social worker will be by tomorrow to take a statement as to your rape. Please make sure to have Candy Pop out of the way so she doesn't bite the poor woman....here's her picture so you know who it is when she calls.

She did say she might want to replace 'that which you've lost', by the way. :eek: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v366/brat/GoodMorning.gif

eyeonyou

01-18-2012, 08:54 PM

Okay, since when did Obama's mama turn black and ugly? I thought she was a white woman? Pimping her out with social work. OK I know times are hard but WTF?

I do believe I'd rather be raped again by Siiiiinnnnthea!

Florida? I said us. I know it happened to you. Don't be scared to admit it. Patt I think you better send her over to Florida's as I am fine but he is in denial fo sho.

Besides, Candy Pop still has some pop in her even with her declining health. At least in her last days I will be able to spend a little more time with her too!

Florida0829

01-21-2012, 07:12 AM

from EYE
I do believe I'd rather be raped again by Siiiiinnnnthea!

So You do Admit to having Relations with Her ...

I Knew it all along ...

BUTT , Now how do you feel Knowing REE Cooked her ???

I know , you have a plate , and went back for seconds , and thirds ...

eyeonyou

01-21-2012, 07:41 AM

So You do Admit to having Relations with Her ...

I Knew it all along ...

BUTT , Now how do you feel Knowing REE Cooked her ???

I know , you have a plate , and went back for seconds , and thirds ...

Florida? I said us.

Like you were strong enough to stop her. Don't be ashamed Florida, hell there were plenty in the past that I wish had raped me. LOL

Now she wasn't one of them but as you know she was a fine cook, and she was a chemist also. So when you woke up all covered in goo tied to the bed you just wondered, "I was eating Spam and the next thing I couldn't figure out how I got tied to the bed."

Remember it was Siiiinnnnnthea who untied you. How'd she get in if you were tied up already? Yes Florida, she drained some Spam grease from you.

LOL

MrRee

01-21-2012, 09:27 AM

Well florida, she seemed half-baked liveing there with you so I just made her well done for you :)

NO WAY would I eat her or your damn spam !

You have her back now and should be thanking me.

Florida0829

01-21-2012, 09:59 AM

Like you were strong enough to stop her. Don't be ashamed Florida, hell there were plenty in the past that I wish had raped me. LOL

Now she wasn't one of them but as you know she was a fine cook, and she was a chemist also. So when you woke up all covered in goo tied to the bed you just wondered, "I was eating Spam and the next thing I couldn't figure out how I got tied to the bed."

Remember it was Siiiinnnnnthea who untied you. How'd she get in if you were tied up already? Yes Florida, she drained some Spam grease from you.

LOL

SO NOT only does EYE Admit to being Raped by Siiiiinnnnnnthea ...

He admits to being so BUTT Ugly that Girls would not touch him

hell there were plenty in the past that I wish had raped me. LOL

Sad , So Sad ....

Florida0829

01-21-2012, 10:05 AM

Well florida, she seemed half-baked liveing there with you so I just made her well done for you :)

NO WAY would I eat her or your damn spam !

You have her back now and should be thanking me.

Sorry REE ...

I don't need a bag of Bones , and a half ton of FAT ....

You done ATE ALL of the best Parts ...

Or Served it in your new resteraunt

that new China Place ....

Patt

01-29-2012, 12:22 PM

OMG - that 'new China Place'. LMAO

You guys - admit it, Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnthea had her way with you and each and every one of you relished the moment. So much so that you deny it here. Yeah, yeah - we believe ya.

NOT !!

Psst - you know what relish is made of, don't ya? PICKLES !!

eyeonyou

01-29-2012, 07:36 PM

Patt said PICKLES.....She violated a Nottie rule. Now who gets Pie in the face?
http://i839.photobucket.com/albums/zz313/t2bf/t2bf01/animated-gif-smack-ass-and-pie-to-the-face.gif

Now that was fun........

I volunteer for clean up! :D

Patt

01-29-2012, 07:56 PM

And, I counter....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q70EJk6SvaA

But........I'd rather be covered in PIE than be covered by PICKLES !!

OMG - just the thought of it makes me shiver. http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn194/hey0944/smiley-face-scared.jpg

Katt

01-29-2012, 09:23 PM

Speaking of Pickles.. :eek:

My daughter has gotten into making scented candles, one of the [fragrances] is called PICKLES.. Now who would want their home stinkin' like Pickles???? :D:D

eyeonyou

01-30-2012, 04:37 AM

Speaking of Pickles.. :eek:

My daughter has gotten into making scented candles, one of the [fragrances] is called PICKLES.. Now who would want their home stinkin' like Pickles???? :D:D

Oh no, et tu Katee'?

My friends, it has been a long time since we have been infested with "Picklitis" and this recent resurgence of flare ups in and about the place have me concerned. I am NOT taking a chance and am calling the CDC as soon as they open up.

Right now I would only get a recording and I at least want the number punching thingy so I can exercise my fingers, get pissed off and raise my blood pressure so I get my daily workout in prior to doing some work at Moms.

I mean really.......:rolleyes:

Florida0829

01-30-2012, 05:00 AM

Speaking of Pickles.. :eek:

My daughter has gotten into making scented candles, one of the [fragrances] is called PICKLES.. Now who would want their home stinkin' like Pickles???? :D:D

YA want a scented candle ???

It's really Easy ...

Just open a can of SPAM ...

Insert a toothpick , and light it ...

Gives your house the smell of SPAM ...

To go with the pickles ...

eyeonyou

01-30-2012, 05:16 AM

Florida0829

01-30-2012, 07:06 AM

Aw damn Florida.

I suppose next you go take a dump and all is complete?????? :(

I think we need to do an intervention on Florida Peeps. This aroma therapy thing he has going on is getting to be a little too stinky!

http://www.riseandgrind.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/big-smile.jpg
In honor of Piggy!

Aw , Great , EYE , is trying to rally the Troops to come get me ...

NOT Going to happen though ...

You'll NOT Tie me to a chair and feed me Veggies and Beef ...

I have a new hidey hole , that's well stocked ...

With tons of SPAM

eyeonyou

01-30-2012, 08:44 PM

Aw , Great , EYE , is trying to rally the Troops to come get me ...

NOT Going to happen though ...

You'll NOT Tie me to a chair and feed me Veggies and Beef ...

I have a new hidey hole , that's well stocked ...

With tons of SPAM

But Florida. We care about you. I sent you some, well you'll see. (No NOT See!)