EVERY MAN...needs one of these!!

[freakazoid]

EVERY MAN...needs one of these!!

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/5199/23521remote4ae.jpg


:D

[LARK]

EVERY MAN...needs one of these!!

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/5199/23521remote4ae.jpg


:D

If only this was real what a great tool it would be:D

[mutt]

Im a 5th year electrical engineering student, ill get right on that one pholks!

[freakazoid]

If only this was real what a great tool it would be:D

In the (near) future, women will be bio-engineered with the capabilities to respond to the commands on the remote control wand instantly! LOL, DON'T I WISH!!
:D

[freakazoid]

Im a 5th year electrical engineering student, ill get right on that one pholks!

GREAT!! Let us know when you're done!!! :D I want one!!!

[Zzyzx]

Is an engineer really capable of designing something that controls women? Mathematics, physics, and chemistry be damned; they're not logical creatures.

[Korono]

Yes, oh, fuck yes.

[freakazoid]

Is an engineer really capable of designing something that controls women? Mathematics, physics, and chemistry be damned; they're not logical creatures.

LOL, Hope no one's wife sees this! All I can say is that "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!" :D Damn, if I don't watch myself, I'll start thinking like a pussy! :p

[freakazoid]

Yes, oh, fuck yes.
You sound like a man of true experience! :D

[Lizzywibbles]

Ahahahahahaha! haahahaha! ahahahahahaha!



*HEADBUTT*

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

Does that come in a versoin for Single Men too? Say something that can be programmed to any woman you find in a bar, rather than just your wife?:D

[freakazoid]

Does that come in a versoin for Single Men too? Say something that can be programmed to any woman you find in a bar, rather than just your wife?:D

DAMN! Now that is a f-ing great idea!!! A "Single Man's Version!" Way cool! :D

[willfuckyourmind]

EVERY MAN...needs one of these!!

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/5199/23521remote4ae.jpg


:D

For a freak...
you sure are cool!


That remote
was very good.

[freakazoid]

For a freak...
you sure are cool!


That remote
was very good.
Cool, time for pizza and beer. Where's the remote? :D

[Skiingrocks_ohright]

i say OH RIGHT!!!!!!!

[jonilaine]

Hey WOMANIZING ASSHOLES...let me tell you a little fucking secret. Maybe if men wouldn't be such fucking pigs we wouldn't be such bitches...and most of us aren't bitches...like me...I am a very easy going, funny woman and most of my personality reminds me of a dude..probably because I am bisexual..who knows? But when I see fucking pigs like you guys...well..I just want to explode.

Maybe if you could try: Being original it would be a lot funnier---I have seen that remote picture too many fucking times to count and I have heard the same jokes about it.

Here is a womans remote: Volume for you to shut the fuck up so we can fuck in peace...Channel so we can change your ugly ass body to fit our fancy, so we won't have to fuck with our eyes closed...another button to make your dick bigger, since all of you probably have tiny penises anyway...a button to make you have an instant erection, because frankly we get tired of 'helping you out'...a button to instantly kill you, because after we fuck you we don't need you anymore.

I need to go and check my blood pressure!

Oh and another thing...this whole fucking message board is a fucking sausage fest...congratulations...losers!

[Zzyzx]

No - every woman has a degree of psychoness about her. Bitchiness comes with the gender, and it's something we all have to shutup & live with.

As for the loser comment - the only reason I participate on these boards is because my mom won't let me drive the minivan until I promise to clean my room, down in the basement. I happen to have an extensive DragonBall Z figurine collection and I know a guy who shook hands with Leonard Nimoy - so STFU.

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

[QUOTE=jonilaine]Here is a womans remote: Volume for you to shut the fuck up so we can fuck in peace...Channel so we can change your ugly ass body to fit our fancy, so we won't have to fuck with our eyes closed...another button to make your dick bigger, since all of you probably have tiny penises anyway...a button to make you have an instant erection, because frankly we get tired of 'helping you out'...a button to instantly kill you, because after we fuck you we don't need you anymore.
[QUOTE]

Damn, sounds like you're getting hooked up with the wrong men. For one, we'd all like to make our dicks bigger, so you wouldn't need a remote for that if the technology were possible; you'd more than likely need one to shrink it back down for the bastards who make it EXCESSIVELY huge just to show off. If you find the need to fuck with your eyes closed then you're setting your standards too low. I don't know how old the guys are that you're sleeping with, but I've never had a problem getting it up, actually the problem is more with keeping it down during improper situations. --Instantly kill us when you're done? And you think that we're the pigs??--

As far as the whole talking thing goes, maybe you should swing by my way because I really don't care for a conversation while I'm fucking. I keep my mind on the actions to make sure everyone is having a good time :D

[jonilaine]

Yeah..okay...I am not getting into this because obviously I have been overpowered by a bunch of men who believe their shit doesn't stink.

My whole argument was this...A) You shouldn't want a remote for your woman...B) you should be more original.

Their..I have said my piece...I shall go now!

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

Point is simple and long standing. Wome are unpredictable, and when things go wrong it'll take a long time before they go right again in the conventional sense. A remote just sounds like a great solution to this problem and is fun to joke about! Women don't need this remote, because their men are such horny bastards that they only need to shake it a bit and her man will do whatever she asks just for a chance to score!

[jonilaine]

So you don't think men need one too? Or is it just women that aren't perfect and just men who 'suffer' through a relationship?

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

So you don't think men need one too? Or is it just women that aren't perfect and just men who 'suffer' through a relationship?

I can only argue for what I understand. I'm a man and I understand men. I don't understand why women suffer through relationships, they can so easily get whatever they want from them. Maybe the problem is that Women just don't know what they want. But what the hell do I know? I'm just a man. I know plenty of women who don't even understand other women.

[jonilaine]

You are right. I am not going to sit here and try to argue this anymore because I don't have a huge, steaming pile of man meat between my legs. So...there...I just got a little pissed when all I saw was a bunch of men's opinions and no women's...so I thought I would change that so the public wouldn't get a biased opinion.

[soikkeli]

jonilaine: turpa kiinni knptx

[jonilaine]

Okay...look...If you speak any other language besides English or any type of stupid ass computer language...please do not address me! Thank you...asshole!:confused:

[hkdbadreligion]

Bitch. It's Finnish. It means shut up. Everybody knows that. typera horo!

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

Bitch. It's Finnish. It means shut up. Everybody knows that. typera horo!

Since when does anyone know the language of the Fins? I've never studied it and would never care to. I don't like to Finnish anyways, the anticipation is always more exciting. :D

[jonilaine]

Saying everyone knows 'shut up' in Finnish is like saying everyone knows Alex Trebek's middle name. Good Job...I mean if it was Aloha or something like that..then you could imply that I was a dumb ass...but it's Finnish...

[lostsoul]

holy shit this threads' so STEROTYPE.

[lostsoul]

and yea i agree with jonalaine

[lostsoul]

no wonder this places called bullshit

[jonilaine]

no wonder this places called bullshit

What? Did you think we sat around and talked about relevant things?

[freakazoid]

Hey WOMANIZING ASSHOLES...let me tell you a little fucking secret. Maybe if men wouldn't be such fucking pigs we wouldn't be such bitches...and most of us aren't bitches...like me...I am a very easy going, funny woman and most of my personality reminds me of a dude..probably because I am bisexual..who knows? But when I see fucking pigs like you guys...well..I just want to explode.

Maybe if you could try: Being original it would be a lot funnier---I have seen that remote picture too many fucking times to count and I have heard the same jokes about it.

Here is a womans remote: Volume for you to shut the fuck up so we can fuck in peace...Channel so we can change your ugly ass body to fit our fancy, so we won't have to fuck with our eyes closed...another button to make your dick bigger, since all of you probably have tiny penises anyway...a button to make you have an instant erection, because frankly we get tired of 'helping you out'...a button to instantly kill you, because after we fuck you we don't need you anymore.

I need to go and check my blood pressure!

Oh and another thing...this whole fucking message board is a fucking sausage fest...congratulations...losers!

You're bi-sexual? Cool, they are working on a version for bi-sexual chicks. :D It will have a "Instant 3-some Button."

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

You're bi-sexual? Cool, they are working on a version for bi-sexual chicks. :D It will have a "Instant 3-some Button."


What?!? Only for bisexual chicks??? I could really use one of those on mine! *As long as it makes it a 2 girl and me threesome only....

[hkdbadreligion]

Fuckin shit man. So... Joniline... have you ever even had sex with a chick?

[jonilaine]

Fuckin shit man. So... Joniline... have you ever even had sex with a chick?

Yes...in fact I have...is that a problem?;)

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

Yes...in fact I have...is that a problem?;)


Far from it. I'm sure that it will be giving many of us some happy dreams tonight :D

[jonilaine]

Far from it. I'm sure that it will be giving many of us some happy dreams tonight :D

What is it with you boys and girl on girl action?

[hkdbadreligion]

I get off to that every day.

[hkdbadreligion]

I was only asking because I hear people say they are gay or bi but have never had sex with someone of the same sex. Until you do it, dont call yourself it.

[jonilaine]

I was only asking because I hear people say they are gay or bi but have never had sex with someone of the same sex. Until you do it, dont call yourself it.

Well I have..which is kind of sad because I have never had a relationship with a girl...so actually I don't fit the whole Bi thing...I just fit the sexual part...I am really sexual. It's actually kind of sad...

[miss_scandinavia]

[QUOTE=jonilaine]Well I have..which is kind of sad because I have never had a relationship with a girl...so actually I don't fit the whole Bi thing...[QUOTE]

Well, ya'll have to try everything once, right? That's my philosophy...

[Saxy_Swimmer]

I've seen that picture before!

What if the batteries died after you used it only once. And the repair batteries were like, 100,000$? Would you still want it?

I wonder which button is most popular?

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

Do the batteries always die after just one use? Or is this just some freak coincidence that happened just this one time? If it's an always sorta thing then it's definately not worth it. But if it's the latter, you can just use the remote to supercharge your woman for the next few weeks while she earns back the price of the battery, so yea! I'd buy a new one! After that I can keep on having her earn me more money, or let her have some fun by fulfilling my sexual needs:D