buttless_wonder
03-12-2007, 03:42 AM
Before I start let it be known I don't care what your diet is, it's none of my business. All I ask is the same freedom.
Earlier this week I had what my boss calls a working lunch. That means the office manager is sick/pre menstural/MIA so I have to do her job also. I'm sitting in my office eating a Subway coldcut combo when one of the dispatchers has a crisis. After I tell her what she should have done in the first place she decides now would be a good time to discuss the merits of a vegan diet. Of course she is compelled to inform me of all the ingredients in bologna which I am already aware of. Once she is done I tell her I have one question for her. "Do you think there are assholes in this also because that would explain why I like it so much?"
She did not ask a question or say a word to me all week.
In the words of Ron White
I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.
Are you nuts?
Earlier this week I had what my boss calls a working lunch. That means the office manager is sick/pre menstural/MIA so I have to do her job also. I'm sitting in my office eating a Subway coldcut combo when one of the dispatchers has a crisis. After I tell her what she should have done in the first place she decides now would be a good time to discuss the merits of a vegan diet. Of course she is compelled to inform me of all the ingredients in bologna which I am already aware of. Once she is done I tell her I have one question for her. "Do you think there are assholes in this also because that would explain why I like it so much?"
She did not ask a question or say a word to me all week.
In the words of Ron White
I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.
Are you nuts?