hello i was just wondering if some people would like to read stories i made up? if i get enough yes's then ill post them below if i get to many no's then i wont.
story 1: (about jocks! lol)
It started after gym class!
i felt funny in the tummy!
and i had my big black gothic pants on!
so as i turn the cornor to go to lunch my friend (james) is sitting there in the middle of the hall.
So naturaly i ask "what the hell are you doing?" and naturaly he says "sitting down!" so i ask "why" (this whats naturaly said) and he said "i have no freaking idea, but you should sit with me!"
"NO!" i scream at his face spraying spit at him as i scream!
and i sit down.
then some big ASSHOLE JOCK! came and said what the hell are you guys doing. so naturaly us being skaters we say "FUCK OFF YOU DICK LOVING JOCK!"
of course all jocks are big and strong so when they can fight off other jocks that wanna rape them, you know since thats what they do in the locker rooms after foot ball practice and thats why i quit football, but anyway...
after we said this of course he started being a fucking JOCK! like how were we suppost to know that he was a jock?! i mean common! and he started to do stupid jock SHIT!
and the funny feeling in my tummy started to feel not so funny. like it was kicking and shit.
then the jock BITCH STEPPED ON MY FUCKING BIG BLACK GOTHIC PANTS WITH HIS NASTY ASS JOCK SHOES THAT HAD DUST AND ECT ON THEM!
So naturaly me being a dick to anyone i can lay it on i say to my friend... WOW! i quess we now know what an asshole looks and acts like!
and the jock (other wise known as asshole!) said "what did you say?!" and i said "This is what an asshole acts like! BITCH!"
so he pushed my head!
and the feeling in my tummy felt like it was ripping my insides! and i screamed really loud! and the jock asshole was like "HAHA i made the like freashmen scream!"
then the feelings hurt and (which we can now call the demon thing) wings ripped out of my back, and my eyes glowed with a bright red that has never been seen by the human eye, and my teeth started to grow into fangs and ect. ect. (well really what ever else you want a demon to look like, thats what i looked like! lol)
and the jock and everyone but my friend started to scream/ yell/ run the fuck away. my firend (james) was just like kyle... calm down.
Then i said in the most demonic voice ever heard "DIE YOU FUCKING JOCK!" and i flew after him...
Then my friend said "KYLE SIT YOUR ASS DOWN! NOW!" and down to the ground i fell.
you know since i have that neckles thang inuasha has..
then this BITCH! janitor came and told to get out of the middle of the floor. and to sit on the benches!
AND i said. (again naturaly cause im a dick) i say... FUCK YOU! (<--- not what i really said)
what i really said was ".....O.K."
BUT what i wanted to say was "those benches are hard and have no arch support!"
END THAT FREAKING AWESOME AND AMAZING STORY!
story #2 yo!
about: friends and shit
Scary motherfuckin story!
ok so all my friends like to come over to my house cause we do stupid shit like soaping and shooting off bottle rockets at cars, ect. ect.
So there my friends and i sit at the computer being bored as hell, and waiting for my grandma to go to sleep. so we can go out side you know..
she finaly goes to sleep, and out we go!
So we were walking down the street and thinking of stuff to do when one of my friends had an idea. (Zac's idea is....) we break into houses and take stuff out into the street and break it!
now of course i thought that this a freaking awesome and amazing idea!
So off we go into the first house..
as we were about to take this tv, when a news report comes on saying that a scientist just found a new breed of wolf. (yep thats right... a werewolf) So i say softly SHIT! and my friends are like "do we go home?" i say no whats the odds that they well be near here? so we grab the tv and some other stuff and go out into the middle of the street and break away!
after we get done with that, we go about a block down to get into another house. When all of the sudden we hear a noise the makes us freeze.
As we sit there trying to figure out what the hell that noise is, i Yell OMFG! run!
ITS THE COPS!
so we all start haulin ass down the road into an alley.
a nice dark alley where no cop could find us..
then all of the sudden i feel breathing on the back of my neck...
It...it... was .... A... FUCKING! COP! so i turn and punch him in the face and start beating his balls (not really beating him perverts!) till he passed out.
So where all running again. trying to find another hiding spot. i turn to look to see if the cops were coming and no greatfuly they wherent.
so i tell everyone to stop and take a breather.. when i start to think... why the hell did they just stop? and why are there no more sirens?
my friends are all like WOW we got away!
i say no... we got away from the cops, but the worse is about to happen soon.....
as the moon gleams down after passing a cloud i picture us standing there in the moon light.
i say to my friends... look at the moon, its soo full tonight. wonder why?
Logan (one of my friends) is a freaking smart guy at the super natual shit. he said that its because evil is rising. so of course we all think about the report on the tv we beat the fuck out of.
and think loudly "We should probly get home..."
as we all are walking home, and the moon is hidden by another cloud we here more sirens.
i tell everyone to jump into a bush and maybe they will just race by you know...? greatfully they did and we get out not soon after...
just as the moon is about to peer out of the cloud we here a wolfs wole! and shivers run down our spines! and we all start running toward my house (as if it would really save us if a werewolf was after us... i mean comon, if a werewolf is hungry it will find something to eat and hell we just so happend to be out at that same time! lol. goddamnit we should have went back when we seen the news report... who the fucks idea was to saty out anyway? i mean its common since to get your ass home! holy shit wait it was my idea!)
so were running (again!) home when.... a... Freaking... cop car comes to a screatching hault in front of us....
ours mouths drop to the floor (or at least mine did), i think what the hell do we do now? do run...? no cause then they might shoot.... do we let them take us to juvie? no cause that would suck dick! so what hell do we do?
i was just about to yell RUN! when a werewolf came out of freaking now where! and jumped on a car and started smashing it up!
sadly it was not the cop car... but the cop was disctracted by the wolf long enough for us to run.
we hear the cop shoot his gun.. we stand and listen to what happens next... then we hear the cop scream at the top of his lungs (well idk if it was his lungs, it could have been something else that he was screaming out of the top of...)! and we RUN! cause it scared the shit out of us...
i tell everyone to stop cause we were going in the complet wrong direction... so we keep running (why? cause a fucking wolf just killed a cop and is probly still hungry thats fucking why!) and we turn a cornor. we run down the street we just went onto for a bit, then turned so we would run the right direction this time.
Running as hard as we possibly could we finaly get home...
we called the cops (because the report said to if you saw a werewolf). we tell them where it was and get on the inter net to try and put it out of our minds...
The cop calls back the next morning saying that they caught the wolf and is running test and shit to find out what made him go freaking crazy like he did...-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
a few months later... i had a few more friends over and of course we wanted to go outside... just as we were about ready to leave, we turn to the news to see if any weird shit is going on this time... luckly there wasnt... and we did the normal stuff like we usaly do and came home safe and sound....
END OF STORY TWO (IF YOU COULDNT TELL)