Renault and FORD to MERGE!!!

[ballzack]

From the NEWS you USE:

RENAULT & FORD TO MERGE:

Renault & Ford are working together to build a small car.

They are using the Renault Clio & the Ford Taurus as a basis for the new zippy little car . . .

The Clitaurus.

The car comes in pink, with fur on the dash.

Models assembled in Brazil will not offer the fur option.

[mak]

Cool.You can drive it and eat it.

[ballzack]

Cool.You can drive it and eat it.

I'm DRIVEN to AGREE with you!

[LedZap]

The New GM [Government Motors]...........



This car runs on hot air and broken promises. It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns.

It comes complete with two Teleprompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations.

The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the "happy" Democrat owners.

[yee-haw]

[ballzack]

The New GM [Government Motors]...........



This car runs on hot air and broken promises. It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns.

It comes complete with two Teleprompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations.

The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the "happy" Democrat owners.

WHAT, NO SEAT BELTS???!!!
TAX their ASSES into OBLIVION and SEND THEM TO PRISON FOR LIFE!!!!

[freakazoid]

From the NEWS you USE:

RENAULT & FORD TO MERGE:

Renault & Ford are working together to build a small car.

They are using the Renault Clio & the Ford Taurus as a basis for the new zippy little car . . .

The Clitaurus.

The car comes in pink, with fur on the dash.

Models assembled in Brazil will not offer the fur option.

They should have the "new Ford" build his next...

[ballzack]

They should have the "new Ford" build his next...

HA!!!!!!!!!
I love it! Freak, you find the greatest stuff!

I've got a few black associates in my line of work and they say that this car is "Riding High" for their brother!

Now - SPEAKING OF "STUFF", TOO DAMN BAD for Black Mama, I mean MaoBama that the car does not have "Ballot-Box-Stuffing" built in to it, because that is the only way this jackhole is going to win his 2nd term!

[freakazoid]

HA!!!!!!!!!
I love it! Freak, you find the greatest stuff!

I've got a few black associates in my line of work and they say that this car is "Riding High" for their brother!

Now - SPEAKING OF "STUFF", TOO DAMN BAD for Black Mama, I mean MaoBama that the car does not have "Ballot-Box-Stuffing" built in to it, because that is the only way this jackhole is going to win his 2nd term!

Thanks Zack. I hope "bhaTHA'" obama's next ride will be...



...after the nation boots him out of office!