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    Huh, that's nothing. It was so hot here today that my grill was so pissed off, he called the Union Rep. And Grilly isn't even in a Union! What is that about?

    By golly he didn't cook either. My wife had to use the stove. "True Story" At least this line!


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    It was so hot outside the birds had to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

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    It was so hot outside that the window tint was incenerating the birds!
    "We could say [Democrats] spend money like drunken sailors, but that would be unfair to drunken sailors. It would be unfair, because the sailors are spending their own money." -- Reagan

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    It was so hot outside the trees were whistling for the dogs.

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    Had several bad accidents on the grassy sides of the roads and medians here in Florida, the car tires were melting/sticking to the pavement, hence the grass driving. Even the Highway Patrol cars balked at riding on the pavement, they threw down their lights, opened their doors and refused to move. The radar guns went on strike too. Man it was a mess!!!! Several patrolmen were arrested for streaking in their shorts and hats in sight of the public!!!

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    yes she was so hot..i will not say the rest of the story...but anyway on the topic of the warming world around you.i listened to the bull about it is ,it isn't..frickin just look for yourself..you do not need some wise guy tilling you..now all together OPEN YOU FRICKING BRAINS and see .you in shiot up to your necks and its getting deeper....

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    Best to be checking out that SUN before you blame the warming on man. One thing is a given, you can't make the sun or the planets conform to what man wants them to do.

    Mother Nature Rules !!


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    Al Gore was right....










































    It is getting hot in the summer time

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    Well, August has turned the corner and it looks like it took the heat with it. Woke up at a comfortable 65 degrees or so this morning. It makes me wonder if we're in for another monstrous winter like last year's.
    "We could say [Democrats] spend money like drunken sailors, but that would be unfair to drunken sailors. It would be unfair, because the sailors are spending their own money." -- Reagan

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