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  1. 05-24-2011, 06:49 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Patt View Post
    To which the doctor replied.....
    Bend over , and grab your ankles ....
    The average response time to a 911 call is 4 - 6 min. The response time of a .44 magnum 240 gr bullet is approx. 1400 ft/sec.

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    witch doctor you talkin about....ha ha aaa
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    That's when it happened.
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    and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind."
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    flatulence blew the doctors glasses askew>>>>>>LMBO
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    Do I understand?

    No.................
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    Congratulations, you got the last word in on every thread... oops, I take that back...
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