Bewildered Texan

[buttless_wonder]

Dear Abby:

While hiking along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying. Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.

Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff 's Office and Homeland Security. It is now 4 pm, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.

Do you think I wasted two stamps?

[LedZap]

Darned right ... shoulda used smoke signals.

[MrJim]

Don't hurry now, take 'snail-mail' literally.

[beelzebub]

How about:

Two terrorists are chatting. One of them has his wallet out and is flipping through pictures.

He says: "Yeah, this is my oldest. He's a martyr. Here's my second son. He's a martyr, too." There's a pause...

The other terrorist says, wistfully... "Ah, they blow up so fast, don't they?"